Greatest TV Drama in the Past 25 Years: Final Results

At the beginning of March, Vulture set out to discover which of the many brilliant dramas which have graced our television screens could be considered “the greatest”.

We said goodbye to some serious contenders (West Wing, Battlestar Galactica, Deadwood, Friday Night Lights) in round 1.  Round 2 saw us bid adieu to other shows that had rabid fan bases (X-Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer).

And then we were left with 4:  Breaking Bad vs The Sopranos and The Wire vs Mad Men.
While any of the 4 could have rightfully claimed victory, the final 2 came down to The Sopranos vs The Wire. Two brilliant and inspired HBO juggernauts that helped change the face of television.  Two shows where you weren’t always rooting for the good guy and the concept of “the bad guy” took on new dimensions.  Two shows created by guys named David.

So how to decide?  Matt Zoller Seitz, New York Magazine’s TV columnist, was given the honor of making the decision.  He describes all the shows chosen in this “Drama Derby” as such:

They all defy the musty stereotype of TV as a factory churning out barely distinguishable hunks of junk intended to keep viewers half-interested between ad breaks. They are all, to varying degrees, the work of artists, or at least brilliant entertainers. They left footprints and fingerprints on the medium.

The Sopranos and The Wire have little in common besides frank language and violence; a fascination with crime; a consistently high level of acting, writing and filmmaking; and an HBO pedigree. Forget apples and oranges: This is more like the Metropolitan Museum of Art vs. Grand Central Station.

So how do you compare two icons of New York and more so how do you compare these two shows…?   He breaks it down by different criteria and the winner might surprise:

1. Influence and Transformation:  how do each of these shows compare to their inspirations? Both surpassed the tropes from which they came (mob movies and cop dramas) and turned them into something new.  Seitz declared it a tie.

2. Philosophical sophistication: Both The Sopranos and The Wire are worlds populated by characters who are real and who are not wholly likable. These are people who exist in a world that is larger than what we are shown, and interact completely with that world. But these worlds are on the decline and anyone who attempts to make a change, personal or in society, not only fails but is usually punished for the attempt.  And both equally tell these stories without resulting to cliche or glibness. Seitz declared it a tie.

3. Characterization: While both shows created characters that seemed to actually exist outside of the hour or so a week,  it is the sheer scope of what they did in The Wire that gives it the edge.  We see society from top down and down to the top; those who make the law and those who break it; those who work to improve things and those who work only for themselves.  And no one existed just to exist, without a purpose.  Each season introduced us to new characters that fit in seamlessly to the world they joined.  Seitz gives it to The Wire.

4. Formal daring: The Sopranos for all of its grounded reality, existed in a semi-awake dreaming state.  Tony’s dreams began the series and then by the end took on monumental importance.  The show allowed itself to tell the story however it was deemed best for that story – sitcom, mob drama, something out of Twin Peaks.  Stories could come and go, mean something or mean nothing.  The Wire functioned differently – everything had meaning and everything went somewhere.  Everyone existed in a meticulously constructed world that had purpose.  But for sheer daring and creative structuring, for downright ballsiness Seitz gives it to The Sopranos.

5. Influence on the medium:  HBO changed TV, but which show on HBO changed it more? It seems the argument on this one is less controversial – everyone wanted a Sopranos lookalike.  The anti-hero took its place in the forefront in many a writers room and the shows continue to try to copy its swagger and commentary.  And it came first. Clearly this goes to The Sopranos.

6. Consistency: As high as The Sopranos got, it also got low. The Wire managed its highs with greater consistency and kept its lows from hitting too far down. Individual seasons of The Wire never hit as low as they did on The Sopranos. Seitz gives this one to The Wire.

So who wins? Do certain criteria matter more than others?  Seitz says “Where The Wire entertains, upsets, illuminates, and instructs, The Sopranos provokes, offends, startles, baffles, and haunts.”  With that you’d think the choice was obvious.

But no.  Seitz says that while the final tally based on the above criteria resulted in an all out tie, he found himself making more excuses for The Sopranos than The Wire, that he has to strain less to make evident the greatness of The Wire.  He declares The Wire a winner, without asterisks.

Disagree? A concurrent competition on Vulture’s Facebook page when on with the same starting line up. Final round was between Breaking Bad and Buffy.  With 62% of the final vote, Breaking Bad won. I suppose meth and Los Pollos Hermanos are too great to pass up.

Opening of episode 1 of The Wire, thrust in media res, always:

Omar, Omar’s Coming!

Beware…spoilers abound here:

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“Taffy Butt” Cyndi Lauper for Bob’s Burgers

Ok, so this is a few weeks late, but I couldn’t find it…

Entertainment Weekly posted the song Cyndi Lauper sang at the end of The Belchies, the Bob’s Burgers season 2 premiere.

As with the rest of the episode, it is (now) clearly it is a spoof of this:

I love how her videos from that era had such bizarre stories…and Lou Albano (what is up with those rubber bands??).  That being said, the framing story in this video is just quite loosely related The Goonies and only truly feels like a music video from the movie in the 80’s once the clips started rolling in.

Also, nice Goonies visual on Happy Endings, with Max dressed as Josh Brolin

Adam Pally as Max as Brand

Josh "W" Brolin as Brand in the Goonies

(thanks to http://imwithkanye.tumblr.com/ for these images)

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Wil Wheaton Speaks the Truth

Wesley Crusher...already a red shirt.

Wil Wheaton, aka Wesley Crusher from Star Trek: The Next Generation aka Gordy LaChance from Stand By Me aka Wil Wheaton, Sheldon’s nemesis from The Bang Theory, is a pretty funny guy.

Last week he tweeted something (@wilw) that just seemed to sum up life in the most accurate way possible:

https://twitter.com/wilw/status/183367719423451136

Not sure what the means? Take a gander…

http://youtu.be/EryhQdXTjP8

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Doctor Who Season 7 Trailer

A few things of note:

The Doctor wears a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool.

1. The Doctor is in a stetson again. It’s not fez but it will work.

2. “Anyone who isn’t an American drop your gun now!”

3.  I got a “Cowboys and Aliens” vibe from bits of this.  I trust Moffat to do the concept justice. Sorry Jon Favreau.

4. Was anyone else expecting Cpt. Mal Reynolds and Serenity to appear in the horizon?  I’d love to see the Doctor and Mal square off.

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SNL Classics: The Washing Machine

The Piano. Mud, mutes, and sex.

True story: I went to see The Piano on a first date.  That’s right, a movie where you see some serious sexual situations AND Harvey Keitel’s ass was something I experienced on a first date. Oh, and it was in Israel where there was an intermission, so we had time to sit around and be super uncomfortable with each other before watching the second half of the film.  Good times.

Luckily, The Piano is a brilliant movie.  The soundtrack by Michael Nyman alone has been the soundtrack to many moments in my life.  Holly Hunter’s portrayal of Ada, a mute woman sent to New Zealand to marry a man she didn’t know with only her bratty daughter, a young Anna Paquin, and her piano to her name.  There she meets up with Baines, a man gone native played by Harvey Keitel.  And essentially, they bang.

SNL did this amazing parody with Ellen Cleghorn as the Holly Hunter character, Tim Meadows as Anna Paquin’s oblivious and totally obnoxious Flora, and the inimitable Phil Hartman as Keitel’s Baines.

We don’t see Hartman’s ass though.  I guess that’s a blessing.

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Alan Cumming is a God

Alan Cumming. Scottish god.

The first time I really remember noticing Alan Cumming was in 1995’s A Circle of Friends, when he played the slimy git trying to get in the sack with Minnie Driver’s Benny.  This was followed the next year by his turn as Mr. Elton in Emma with Gwyneth Paltrow.

But apparently, he is able to do far more than be conniving and loathsome. Much more.  As Eli Gold on the The Good Wife, Cumming easily steals the show and he’s even the host of Masterpiece Classic on PBS.  He was even a mutant, Nightcrawler in X-Men 2.

But did you know he was a talented singer as well? Huffington Post put up this amazing video of Cumming singing a mash up of Adele, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry at a charity event.  Not only does he sound fantastic, but he keeps his Scottish brogue whilest singing.

http://youtu.be/zy4o6ChxddA

Cumming as the Emcee in Cabaret

And as a friendly reminder, here are 2 clips from his time on Broadway as the Emcee in the revival of Cabaret.  He brought a pan-sexual, lascivious vibe to the role that defined the show.

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Ready for Mad Men? Here’s a handy list to get you up to speed

AMC's Mad Men. Back for season 5

Capping off a weekend of watching kids kill each other for the entertainment of the masses – yes, you should be reading into that – the best way to end this March weekend is by watching the 2 hour season premiere of Mad Men season 5.

So will we find out if Don actually went through with it and married Meghan?  What did Joan do about the baby?  Is SCDP still up and running? How will these characters deal with the times that are a’changing? Had Peggy’s hair gotten any better? Is Betty still an ice-cold bitch?  Has anyone really started paying attention to Sally? Will we have a new Bobby this season?

But if you need some refreshers on the world of Mad Men, I suggest…

AMC’s season 5 Primer

Don Draper says “what”….a lot.

Betty’s Guide to Parenting.  She is just like Dr. Spock (from Vulture)

Roger Sterling’s One Liners. Man has a way with a phrase.

Vulture’s speedy refresher course on all 4 seasons of Mad Men

Every woman Don hooked up with in season 4 – dude was busy

Montage of Joan leaving a room. She works with what she’s got.

Hamm always brings the handsome.

The AV Club’s interview with Mr. Draper himself, Jon Hamm

Series of cast photos from season 5 (AMC)

SNL’s great sketch Don Draper’s Guide to Picking Up Women

And finally, and most importantly, how to drink like a Mad Man (Vulture)

Get out your smokes and your scotch. Mad Men is back.

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Eddie Izzard: Genius Comic and Grandpa Munster?

Izzard in dapper mode

The interwebs was a buzz this week with the news that comedian and executive transvestite extraordinaire Eddie Izzard was going to be playing Grandpa Munster in a reboot of the Munsters on NBC.

For those of you who need a reminder on Mr. Izzard, who is one of the smartest, sharpest, and funniest stand up comedians out there,  I submit to you below one of my favorite of his bits from his Emmy-winning HBO comedy special Dress to Kill.

http://youtu.be/GilAVamn1xU

Herman Munster. Sexy and he knows it.

Much like many of the other reboots have been heaped upon us, I don’t recall anyone clamoring for a new version of the Munsters.  Not that I didn’t enjoy the original series. Fred Gwynne’s Herman Munster defined the idea of a comedic vampire and we all know someone who was just like Eddie Munster, werewolf or not.

There are a few things that make me slightly hopeful about this reboot. First and foremost the pilot will be written and directed by Bryan Fuller. Fuller was responsible for Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls (one of the most underrated one-season shows), and the magically twee Pushing Daisies.  He has a handle on the fantastic without making it outlandish and manages to sprinkle pixie dust on many of his projects.  Plus the fact that he is a big fan of Lee Pace doesn’t hurt, I must say.

Izzard in executive transvestite mode, impersonating a squirrel

Lewis as the debonair Grandpa Munster

So what about Izzard?  He’s a bit young to play “Grandpa” who was originated by Al Lewis, but he is also someone whose comic gut instincts I tend to trust.  I love seeing him play smarmy, he looks dapper in a suit, and already loves wearing makeup.  I think he could pull off the vampire look and his experience in Shadow of the Vampire means that Willem DeFoe’s super creepy Max Schreck might give him some pointers.  Plus if the show is a bit darker than the original Munsters  I think Izzard would elevate the material; his recent stint on The Good Wife reminded me of how great an actor he really is.

Of course only time will tell.  Til then let the speculation begin on the rest of the casting.

http://youtu.be/GilAVamn1xU

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Game of Thrones: Featurette

9 days to go ….

So imagine it’s the end of the weekend, you’ve seen the Hunger Games, you’ve watched the first new episode of Mad Men and you need one more fix before you go to bed.

What do you do?

Why watch this 22-minute featurette from HBO about Game of Thrones, of course!

Not only will get a nice summary of events from season 1 (as if you could forget!) as well as some great talking head moments from the show runners and actors who are dressed in modern garb. Special kudos to Peter Dinklage for his incredibly snazzy vest.

Of course this will only whet your appetite for April 1, but isn’t that the point?

THE NORTH REMEMBERS!

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Weird Al’s 30 Rock Theme (updated with lyrics)

Last night’s 2 30 Rock episodes were pretty good. Not Leap Day Williams good, but ok.

Weird Al in classic Weird Al garb and hair. None of this "no mustache" for me!

However, there was something last night’s second episode had that Leap Day Williams didn’t — the dulcet tones of one Weird Al Yankovic.

I should also preface this clip by saying that I have been a Weird Al fan since he was playing on Dr. Demento in the 80’s.  I even met him once!  When I told him how I’d seen UHF in the theaters, twice, he gave me a big hug.  Yes, yes, you can touch me.

http://youtu.be/NUi926ses94

But what you really want to see, is this… Maybe they can use this version every week?
I mean, it does lie and say the rating are, ahem, “awesome”.

**Updated: here are the lyrics, thank you Entertainment Weekly:
“That’s right/The program is over/So now you can talk/Trash about it and vent your rage/On your Twitter and Facebook page/Won’t you/Join us again next week?/At 30 Rockefeller Plaza NYC/Where the ratings are [awesome]/Remarkably somehow/We’re still on the air/We’ll just/Keeping doing this whether/You like it or not./We really do, love our fans, yes, both of you.”

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