Premium Rush – Much better than it had any right to be

OK, so first things first.

Work, real life, and more work have occupied me for the past few weeks, leaving me precious little time to watch things let alone write about them. But have no fear…just in time for the new television season I will be returning my attentions to where they truly belong: nattering about pop culture on the internet.

Of the many movies I saw this summer – and there were many – the one that surprised me most was Premium Rush. I had no real expectations and decided upon Premium Rush because it was playing 15 minutes earlier than The Campaign. And I’m really glad I did.

How may blocks were really busted in the summer of 2012?

With the exception of The Avengers and The Dark Knight, most of the big blockbusters this summer were a bust. As much as I enjoyed John Carter, I am probably the only one who did. And does anyone even remember how long Battleship was in theaters? Even Men in Black III didn’t do the gangbuster box office that was expected. The Amazing Spiderman was good, but ultimately mostly forgettable. So where were the big and exciting action sequences to keep us on the edge of our seats?

Where were they? In this bizarrely awesome bicycle messenger film. Yes. A movie about bike messengers.

The plot doesn’t really matter does it? It’s a movie that spends most of the time rushing through the busy streets of Manhattan, following Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Wilee (yes, as in Wile E. Coyote) on his race against time and against a scene-stealing Michael Shannon. The film revolves around a ticket that Wilee has been hired to delivered and that Shannon’s dirty copy, Detective Monday, wants because it will pay off his copious gambling debts.

There are damsels in distress, mysterious Asian figures, not so mysterious mob figures, and chase scenes, chase scenes, chase scenes. Cars chasing bikes, bikes chasing bikes indoors, bikes chasing bikes outdoors…the movie constantly moves. This combined with the movie’s fluid sense of time keeps you actively engaged.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Ultimate Bike Messenger?

Wilee is a bit of a departure in some respects from the movie characters JGL has been playing lately. He’s a former law school student who gave up the world of ties and suits for a life avoiding being hit by cabs and open car doors. He has removed the brakes and the gears from his bike, which requires him to always be pedaling. He is always throwing caution and sense out the window, and you honestly fear for his life on more than one occasion. But he is endearing in this carefree attitude and his cocky sense of humor which narrates the film only works to make you like him more.

Detective Monday steps in it again

But he has met his match in Detective Bobby Monday. Michael Shannon is just hysterical. You wouldn’t think it if you are familiar with his Agent Van Alden on HBO’s Boardwalk Empire (season 3 starts this Sunday at 9 pm!). Van Alden doesn’t make you laugh. He is a man so uncomfortable in his own skin, you feel that discomfort just emanating from the television screen. Monday is equally a mess, but far more inventive than Van Alden, looser than Van Alden and a slightly better people manipulator than Van Alden. The scenes in the Chinatown gambling halls are priceless as is Monday’s continued frustrations as Wilee is wily (sorry I had to) and evades him.

I cannot discuss this film without mentioning how wonderful Manhattan looks. From Hell’s Kitchen to Columbia, the city looks alive and real. When I looked up what else director David Koepp had done, I was not surprised to see that he had also written and directed the under-appreciated Ricky Gervais film, Ghost Town. That film showed Manhattan in the soft light of the privileged classes on the Upper West Side (or was it Upper East?) but without making you want to drag the denizens of those buildings out onto the street and shooting them. The fast forward sequences focused on Central Park in Ghost Town were just gorgeous. And Koepp makes the rest of Manhattan look just as great in Premium Rush. Just think of the race between Wilee and Manny from Columbia down to 28th street.

In these last lingering days of summer weather, Labor Day be damned, I say extend the season with Premium Rush. A chase movie that is much better than I ever expected. It will be a nice palate cleanser before the onslaught of heavy  topic films in the rush to Oscar.

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New Trailer Alert: Hansel and Gretel, Witch Hunters

I am very very ambivalent about this one.

Hansel and Gretel, armed to kick butt

As much as I like the idea of a Hansel and Gretel growing up to be witch killers, which makes absolutely sense considering their childhood trauma, and as much as I adore Jeremy Renner AND Peter “Karl Hungus” Stormare, this one seems like it could very easily take a wrong turn. I think they had me until they brought out the machine guns.

There’s something very reminiscent of Terry Gilliam’s The Brothers Grimm in this one. And it’s not just because Peter Stormare was in that one too. But this movie is clearly much more of an action flick than anything else – an action movie with the barest trappings of the fairy tales you grew up with.

The release date of January 2013 is a bit of a head scratcher – that isn’t usually the month that studios release films they think are going to be highly successful or that they are truly behind.

That being said they’ve clearly put a bit of money into the film, so perhaps I’m just being too judgmental.

Or perhaps it’s because I always rooted for the witch…

How do you not want a face like that to win?

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Pitch Perfect – Aca-mazing

I apologize for the puns. I had to and when you see the movie you’ll know why.

Pitch Perfect is what Glee would be if it wasn’t trying ever so hard to be Glee. Great music mash-ups, funny characters who are actually funny, and even a little bit of heart. Pitch Perfect is the sort of fun Glee only wishes it could be.

But enough but that show.

See how indy? She wears headphones, has piercings, and black eyeliner

The plot of Pitch Perfect is exactly what you think it is – and it would seem that is wholly on purpose and a nice little meta-nod in the film itself: the outsider chick who is deliberately shutting out the world ends up joining the a capella group along with a few other misfits and by showing them the way with her special brand of DJ’ing, leads them to success. Oh, and she get the cute/sweet guy in the end. None of these are spoilers, but how it all comes together is what makes the movie different from all the other rom-com, music based. And as good as Anna Kendrick (yes, the Oscar nominated Anna Kendrick is in this but hey, let’s remember she’s also in the terrible Twilight films) is as Beca, this movie is utterly stolen by Rebel Wilson as Fat Amy and Hana Mae Lee as Lilly.

Hana Mae Lee’s Lilly is painfully quiet with long black braids and a penchant for whispering instead of talking. Except what she whispers tends towards the psychotic. Starting fires is the least of it. Of course she bursts out at exactly the right moment, but that moment feels earned and right rather than out of the blue and total shock.

Rebel Wilson showing us some serious mermaid dancing

And Rebel Wilson’s Fat Amy? What needs to be said about Rebel Wilson that we don’t already know? She is fantastic. She embraces who she is and all of her fabulousness and you never feel like she doesn’t really believe she is as amazing as she says she is. She doesn’t question for a moment that she a the kickass singer and dancer, will happily turn down a douchy guy without thinking she has to settle and knows the value of friendship. Plus she belts out a mean tune.

Outside of the aca-singers, Elizabeth Banks and John Michael Higgins embrace the Christopher Guest theory of announcers (see Fred Willard in Best in Show) and treat you to a slew of utterly random, offensive, and hilarious statements. The one I’m quoting lately? “Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl like a man who sings like a boy” Banks shows us that Effie Trinket is really just the edge of what she can do. And yes, Nikki Finke, beautiful women can be funny.

I suppose I can’t not mention the movie’s propensity towards … bodily fluids. One in particular get some very  serious screen time. After Bridesmaids I think we should all just be taking such things in stride, even if they aren’t really our cup of tea. Those scenes are over soon and you get back to the good stuff.

And much like Bridesmaids, getting the guy isn’t the end all be all – making good with your friends is just as important. Needing friends and being there for said friends is as much of a goal as getting a mate. But of course, it’s still nice to get the guy. Even when it’s the girl who has to prove herself for a change.

But I know what you’re thinking? What about the music? Has the Glee-ification of popular music made it impossible to appreciate some down and dirty remixes and aca-awesome singing? Thankfully no. Sure you might be bored of “I Saw the Sign” but that is intentional. Just take a look at the famous “riff off” between the various a capella groups on campus:

See? Fun. And the final numbers are even better, giving you that little thrill in the pit of your stomach that you expect from a great musical. For those of us who still get a thrill from “Don’t You Forget About Me” at the end of The Breakfast Club, you are in for quite a treat. Much like Judd Nelson you will want to thrust your fist triumphantly into the air by the end.

Pitch Perfect had a great first weekend and is going wide on Friday.

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Nerdist All-Star Celebrity Bowling: Doctor Who

This might be even better than the All-Star bowling with Mad Men

Team Nerdist vs Team Doctor Who – with the TARDIS bowling ball

In honor of Doctor Who returning tomorrow night, not only have we been getting the brilliant mini-series Pond Life, but Chris Hardwick and the Nerdist youtube channel gave us a special All-Star Celebrity Bowling episode with the members of the Doctor Who team: showrunner Steven Moffat, Karen “Amy Pond” Gillan, Arthur “Rory Pond” Darvill, and the good Doctor himself, Matt Smith.

They bowled against Team Nerdist comprised of Chloe Dykstra, Alex Albrecht, Wil Wheaton, and Chris Hardwick.

Considering that they don’t really bowl over in the UK, Team Doctor Who did very well. Particularly Karen Gillan did particularly well. She had quite a few strikes and spares. Moffat bowled like a man who, as he himself said, wasn’t very well in tune with his own extremities.

The real surprise however, was Matt Smith. This man made ME feel like a championship bowler…and I recently bowled a 31. He may be the Doctor, but there are some things in time and space that he can’t look cool doing.

He still looks good in fezzes, bow ties and cowboy hats, however.

Fezzes are cool.

Bowties are cool.

Cowboy hats are cool. (River Song disagrees)

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SNL’s first 3 hosts of the new season are…

EW reported that Saturday Night Live has announced the hosts and musical guests for the first three episodes of it’s upcoming 38(!)th season:

Seth MacFarlane of Family Guy/American Dad/The Cleveland Show/Ted will host the season premiere on September 15, with musical guest Frank Ocean. Who wants to put money on Macfarlane singing a song during his monologue…?

Yes, he voices Stewie

Joseph Gordon-Levitt will host for a second-time on September 22, with musical guest Mumford and Sons making their SNL debut. I really hope they sing Little Lion Man.

 

He is extremely snazzy

And because what season would be complete without James Bond, Daniel Craig will host on October 6 with musical guest The Muse. I imagine all the tweeny-boppers will watch because of The Muse’s connection to Twilight and not because Daniel Craig is very very handsome. Get your priorities straight!

See? HANDSOME!

It’s going to be an interesting season without some of the major players we’re used to like Kristin Wiig, Jason Sudekis, and Andy Samberg, or some of the players we barely saw like Abby Elliot.  And what will take the place of the digital shorts? Will we get another Laser Cats? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Game of Thrones Theme – Dog or Cat

In a move dubbed “the end of the internet” by my brother, we can now enjoy The Game of Thrones theme song “sung” by a dog or a cat – take your pick.

First, a reminder of the actual theme:

 

Which inspired this…

 

Which has been countered by this…

 

Although I’d say I’m probably more of a dog person than a cat person, I prefer the meowed version of the song. I think the tone works better with the original music.

Of course I’m waiting for the version that have a chicken clucking it out, a sheep baa-ing it, and if we want to get really meta, a lion roaring it and a wolf howling it.

It’s Game of Thrones – Zoo edition!

Sigh…

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Doctor Who’s web series – Pond Life

Only 5 days until the new season of Doctor Who which will contain among other things, dinosaurs on a spaceship. But it will also contain the end of the Doctor’s journey with Amy and Rory.

To count down to the premiere the BBC is releasing several very mini-episodes of Pond Life, a look at Rory and Amy in between the Doctor’s visits.

The first 2 episodes of Pond Life are online now, broken down by months:

April

 

Surfing fire. Sleeping with Mata Hari. Rapping. Ah, the life of the Doctor. I’ll drink to that.

May

 

“Don’t worry about the future. The future is really…safe. Really really safe.” Those might be some of the most unsettling words the Doctor has said in a long time.

Future mini-sodes of Pond Life will go online each day at noon until the season premieres.

I’m enjoying these little glimpses into the life of Amy and Rory (mostly) sans Doctor. Part of what has made seasons 5 and 6 so emotionally resonant is their relationship, and their relationship with the Doctor as a couple. While it took Rory a little bit of time to catch up, both Ponds (because let’s face, they are so the Ponds) are equal partners with each other and the Doctor.

And their goodbye is something I just can’t think about right now.

Season 7 of Doctor Who will air on BBC America this Saturday night. I hear the call of the TARDIS already…

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All the super creepy teasers for American Horror Story: Asylum

Ryan Murphy surely is a man of many…talents? At least of many interests, producing a seemingly random slate of shows: Nip/Tuck, Glee, American Horror Story, The New Normal.  So a plastic surgery soap opera, a teenage/musical/high school melodrama, a serialized horror show, and a sitcom that is garnering a lot of controversy.

Now I can’t

Season 1 cast

speak to The New Normal, which starts this fall on NBC, but having seen all his other shows, I think his most stylized in a positive way is American Horror Story. It is, for lack of a better word, freaky. Super freaky. The first season focused on a house that had quite the history, the plethora of ghosts inhabiting it, and how those ghosts and the house’s history, effected its current residents.

And the Rubber Man.

The show attracted some fantstic actors such as Denis O’Hare (True Blood‘s Russell Edgington), Jessica Lange, Connie (Mrs. Coach) Britton, Dylan McDermott, and Frances Conroy (Six Feet Under‘s Ruth Fisher).

Murphy pushed the show as a mini-series, and judging by the Emmy nominations, the Academy seemed to agree. And Murphy seems to be making good on his description by taking the concept of a serialized horror story into this new season, but jettisoning everything else about the first one. He is keeping on some of the cast – Lange, Zachary Quinto who played a ghost in season 1 – but the trappings will be all different.

Move along, nothing frightening to see here

We have precious little go to on with this upcoming second season, although we have been treated to a series of absolutely creepy teaser videos, all with absolutely creepy titles. These teasers have been coming out in dribs and drabs, but I thought I’d post everything currently available here.

The Bucket

Glass Prison

Special Delivery

Blue Coat

Hydrobath

Ascend

White Rose

Based on these teasers, season 2 takes place in some sort of asylum with some very very scary nurses. Super. Just super.

As long as the show maintains the feel of season 1’s opening credits, we are in for some sleepless nights.

Nothing scares me as much as those terrible Victorian children photos, especially the ones of the dead children.

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Paranorman’s Zombies, Ghosts, and Confused Story

In 2009, Laika Entertainment produced one of my favorite animated films ever, Coralinebased on the book of the same name by Neil Gaiman.

The happy Other family, black button eyes and all

Coraline did everything an animated film should do – it was visually inventive, the characters were complicated and surprising, and you never thought “well, clearly this movie was made for kids” because it clearly wasn’t. And it was spooky. Really really spooky. From the dead, black button eyes to the eerie children’s chorus, everything about Coraline unsettled you in just the right way. Now I might not have agreed with how they chose to portray the end of the story, but the film absolutely captured the wonder and creeping unease that I felt when reading the book. Laika also had it’s hand in the production of Tim Burton’s The Corpse Bride, another stop-motion animated film that was ever-so-slightly off and had the best depiction of the afterlife I’ve seen in a while.

So it is not surprising that I was absolutely gung-ho to see Paranorman, Laika’s latest stop-motion animated film. And I enjoyed it, but not as much as I was hoping to.

The basic story: Norman is a young boy who lives in the town of Blithe Hollow. Norman loves zombies and monster flicks, and just happens to be able to see and converse with the dead. This makes him less than popular with the kids at school, his older sister, and sadly, even his parents. Norman is a loner and resigned to being one. But one day his Uncle Mr. Prenderghast shows up and tells Norman how he is the only one who can stop the Witch’s Curse and keep the dead from rising from their graves. And so Norman sets out to do just that, accompanied by his sister, his sorta friend Neil, Neil’s hunky but dimwitted brother, and the school bully.

Along the way you learn the story behind the witch’s curse and the true – and terrible – nature of humanity. This movie has some very unsettling plot twists and even though there is a happy ending, it’s not a Disney ending and you don’t walk out feeling like all is right with the world. All is OK with the world, but the possibility of it going sour again is right around the corner.

There are a lot of messages in Paranorman: be yourself, don’t be afraid to be afraid just don’t let it change you, be understanding of other people, don’t shut other people out, people can easily become monsters, don’t judge a zombie by its cover…

Sounds muddled? It was. I admire the messages and I admire the attempt to tell a very different sort of story but it all needed to be brought into a clearer focus and streamlined to give everything a bit more power. Luckily, the voice work is very well done. Kodi Smit-McPhee (Let Me In, The Road) does the voice of Norman and this kid is clearly making a career out of introspective, loner types. He brings a sadness and resignation to the character without turning him into a depressed mess. Jeff Garlin (Curb Your Enthusiasm) and Leslie Mann (The 40 Year Old Virgin, Funny People) are his parents; while Jeff Garlin can never really stop being Jeff Garlin, the conflict his character feels over his son comes across nicely. Anna Kendrick (Up in the Air) is Norman’s veeeeery teenaged sister who sadly doesn’t get a terribly complex story arc but does the best with what she’s given. Elaine Stritch has a great cameo as Norman’s ghostly grandmother – her voice was made for animated films. And continuing his quest to be one of my favorite character actors of all time, John Goodman is Uncle Mr. Prenderghast, the perfect combination of Mountain man, paranoid, and true believer.

Norman and his very strange Uncle Mr. Prenderghast – who looks pretty much what you’d expect being voiced by John Goodman

Of course the main draw of the film is the amazing stop motion animation. Just as with Coraline, Paranorman is shot in 3-D and because these are all actual objects in real space not computer animated images (for the most part), the 3-D is worth the 3 extra bucks. Also similar to Coraline, the animators use computers to bring a depth of character and emotion to the faces of these clay, using a rapid prototyping machine that prints 3-D objects rather than paper. It allows for a real range of motion, especially with the faces. And when you’re getting a face like this:

What, you don’t use toothpaste to simulate zombie -ism?

every little detail counts from the slightly asymmetry with his nose to the broom brush hair, down to the tiny creases between his eyes. It’s a great moment that gives you insight into Norman’s frame of mind and a nod to his playfulness that perhaps isn’t being perceived as one of his main qualities. Even his parents and the rest of Blithe Hollow have a wonderful physical presence, whether it’s a father’s gut or a sister’s Juicy track suit, everything is grounded in imperfectly shaped reality.

The zombies themselves are much helped by this type of animation. Flat, animated rotting flesh is no match for rotting flesh that has heft and swing and is truly hanging off of a body. Sounds gross? It is, but without the blood and black ichor of The Walking Dead zombies.

So more this…

…or this…

…and less that.

And definitely none of this.

The ghost effects are also done quite well. The dead that Norman interacts with aren’t fully corporeal but they also aren’t wholly transparent; they hover in-between the two states, the physical manifestation of their metaphysical existence.

Norman and his grandmother who has shuffled off this mortal coil

So while Paranorman isn’t Coraline and can’t really figure out what it trying to say, it is still a very touching and gorgeous film that doesn’t talk down to children and that deserves to be seen, especially in these end of summer doldrums.

And especially if your other choice is Ice Age 4: Comedians go Jurassic.

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Breaking Bad – The new Mentos Commercial

For those of you who are too young to remember the amazing Mentos commercials from the 90’s…

 

 

And probably my favorite…

 

NO WAY that guy is going to a job interview with what is CLEARLY wet paint stripes on his suit, no matter how minty and fresh-making his candy is. Also, his suit looks like it’s three sizes too big for him. And the painter is a total douchebag – he forgets to put up a “wet paint” sign and just shrugs when he destroys someone else’s suit? What’s that about??

So yes, they are terrible commercials. Terrible terrible, confusing, and vaguely European, commercials for a candy.

Luckily, someone found a way to take this basic concept and elevate it by adding Breaking Bad. Or degrading Breaking Bad by adding Mentos …

Walter “Heisenberg” White has become so full of himself, so egotistical, he fits right in with the Mentos douchebag template.

But this is just the latest comic Breaking Bad video in a slew of comic Breaking Bad videos based on this recent season.

To wit:

Jesse’s excruciating dinner with the Whites from Sunday’s episode (no spoilers here):

It is remarkable how well the Seinfeldian feel works here. Cuz boy oh boy was that an awkward meal. You drink that water Jesse. You drink it good.

Spoiler alert with this one.

Breaking Bad meets Curb Your Enthusiasm in a way that I wish I didn’t find funny. But dammnit, it is.

Laughing at that makes me feel like a terrible person. Sigh.

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