MIB – Live and In Person

And by MIB I mean of course Michael Ian Black, star of screens big and small.

Earlier today, to promote his new book You’re Not Doing It Right, Michael Ian Black did a reading at the Brookline Booksmith (though it was really at the Coolidge Corner Theater since the Booksmith is tiny and cannot hold the multitudes who wanted to listen to Mr. Black.

The reading, which was really more of a casual Q&A session, began with MIB announcing that he always thought of himself as being an “unrepentant fornicator of women” and this book involved him coming to terms with the lack of reality in that statement, followed by his reading off the following tweet…and then retweeting it:
https://twitter.com/russdearing/statuses/175985099945422849

This set the tone for the next hour.

Unlike his other books including My Custom Van, You’re Not Doing it Right isn’t a collection of amusing essays.  It’s really a memoir of his childhood, with a focus on his marriage.  While he was funny as always, discussing his life Mr. Black became a bit more thoughtful and contemplative.  He said that although he sees this book as a serious book with jokes, he’s sure that it will be perceived as a funny book with some serious parts.

The chapter from which he read was called “I hate my baby”.  Both of his children were colicky and his analogy of feeling “awake eight months out of the past four” is an incredibly apt description.  He pulls no punches and fully admits that his children were dicks when they were babies and being a parent is like being in Abu Ghraib…but worse. Mr. Black clearly loves his wife and his children very much, but seems to want to paint a realistic portrait of a marriage and of a family, while maintaining his extremely entertaining view on things.

After the short reading, he opened up the floor to questions, frequently calling upon people by just looking at them and saying “hi”. The questions ranged from “Have you and Marc Maron buried the hatchet?” following up on the contentious conversation from Maron’s WTF podcast to “Is it awkward now with you and Bradley Cooper?” with whom MIB made sweet sweet love in the cult classic, Wet Hot American Summer.  (NOTE: below video probably not all that safe for work)
http://youtu.be/fcszMWUzDRA

He answered questions about his history as a director, about MATES his podcast with Tom Cavanagh, about his time with Stella and The State, and that the one thing his wife objected to in his book that really surprised him was his recollection that on their honeymoon in Amsterdam she ordered a banana and nutella crepe when that is clearly not food an adult would eat. Throughout it all, he kept repeating the central theme of the book, that he had to learn that the person you think you are is not the person you actually are — and that he had to be OK with that.

He also talked a bit about the book he’s currently writing with Meghan McCain.  The book will focus on their cross-country RV road trip from this past summer.  Despite her being a young and blonde Republican and his being an older and Jewish Liberal, he said they had a lot more in common than one might have thought. This book shouldn’t be too much of a surprise to anyone who has been following Mr. Black’s twitter feed, which have become more political lately.  His back and forths over the recent Rush Limbaugh vileness are particularly on point.

The Q&A ended with the one question that always shows up in situations like these, “Do you have any advice for young comic/artist/writer/actor/juggler?”  Mr. Black answered this with class, as if it wasn’t something he was asked at every reading.  He said what so many have said before him “Do what you want to do and do it often” and be prepared to fail and keep on going.  His encouragement was to develop your own voice and by doing so you’ll eventually figure it out.  All good ideas to put into practice by those of us who need encouragement.

Although it wasn’t my original intent, I ended up buying the book and jumping in line to get it signed.  My friend went before me and told him about the first time she actually met him on an airplane 12 years prior.  He never made her feel silly for doing that.  When it was my turn, all I could come up with was the fact that I was an Ed (an amazing show that more people should have watched) fan from the very start and that I was impressed he spelled my name right.  Yes, I wowed him with my brilliance and wit.

Then my friend and I went out for fish tacos. Which is just how Michael Ian Black would have wanted it.

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New Game of Thrones Season 2 Trailer

Much like everyone else with taste, I continue to be obsessed with every little thing that HBO gives us in preparation for season 2 of Game of Thrones.  (April 1 for those of you unaware)

That includes this most recent trailer set to Seven Devils by Florence + The Machine. There are several scenes from the other trailers HBO has released, but we do get a better sense of the land beyond the Wall – that vast land of ice, hear more from Arya who is very clearly becoming the Arya from the books, and we get Tyrion threatening Cersei in a way that reverberates throughout the rest of the series.

The complex world created by George R.R. Martin continues to expand on screen.
http://youtu.be/BwGILsrdGdM

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Drive Angry or Nic Cage Continues To Be Awesome

Poster for Drive Angry, Credit: IGN

It is well known the Nicholas Cage, Oscar-winner, has had some financial troubles.  Owning a T-Rex skull and multiple homes and castles does tend to put you in deep with the IRS when you owe them over $6 million. Because of these troubles, and probably some of his own twisted reasoning, he has had to do a lot of movies over the past few years.  Unfortunately, not all of these are Raising Arizona or Leaving Las Vegas.

One of these less-than-stellar movies is Drive Angry. Released in early 2011, Drive Angry tell the story of John Milton (Cage…and yes, the name is obvious) a  man who escaped from Hell to save his newborn granddaughter from being ritually sacrificed by the head of a satanic cult.  Not exactly a Coen brothers film.  It is violent and insane and contained some of the most ridiculous scenes I’ve watched in a movie. That being said, this film was amazing.  If that short plot description didn’t make you want to run out and see this movie immediately…here’s a bit more:
– Milton is being chased by a character known only as “The Accountant” played by William Fichtner.  Fichtner plays it up as The Accountant, who seems to be Death or some sort of god, giving the character just the right amount of style and panache without overacting. He’s dry and funny and elevates every scene he’s in; he is clearly having a ball.

The Accountant

– Milton pairs up with Amber “Failed Playboy Bunny” Heard‘s Piper. Piper is around to essentially look hot and kick ass. Literally. She beats up a LOT of people in this movie and not the girlie hair pulling sort of fighting.  This is a long way from the Playboy Club. He initially just wants her car, but she ends up along for the ride. Her backstory doesn’t really matter all that much.  All that matters is that she doesn’t hook up with Nic Cage’s character, preventing the gorge from rising in a million throats around the world.

– There is a long scene wherein Milton is having wild sex with this blousy older waitress, fully clothed mind you, and a posse of satan worshipers armed with a variety of weapons break into the hotel room.  Milton kills them all, violently, without ceasing to have sex with the waitress or putting down his bottle of Jack Daniels.  It is possibly the most preposterous thing I’ve ever seen. EVER.  Worth the price of admission alone.

– The leader of the satanic cult is played by Billy Burke, better known to teenage girls around the world as Charlie Swan, father of Bella Swan from the Twilight movies.  It’s a good thing this movie got absolutely no press because if even one of those silly Twihards thought that she should see this because Bella’s dad was in it, it would not have been a pretty picture.  Burke’s Jonah King has the sort of Southern accent that Foghorn Leghorn would envy and he spends most of the movie chewing up the scenery.  He’s just super.

– The end of the movie begins with an honest to god redneck orgy.  Men shooting guns into the air, naked women dancing on top of broken down cars and RV’s, coolers with beers on the ground right next to coolers full of ammo.  Milton drives around this orgy in a flaming Chevelle, gunning down rednecks right and left.  And it just goes downhill from there.

– The movie was originally released in 3D, though unfortunately because I saw it on HBO, regular old 2D had to suffice.  The director wasn’t interested in using 3D like James Cameron in Avatar or Martin Scorsese in Hugo.  Even watching it in 2D, you can tell that the 3D in Drive Angry wasn’t being used to create a fuller world or immersive experience – it’s there to be as exploitative as possible. You name it, it flies out at you: bullets, car doors, fire, metal pieces, a human jawbone…

Drive Angry opens with a muscle car roaring out of hell and ends with someone drinking beer out of the top part of someone’s skull.  This is a film that relishes its awfulness, its violence, its downright stupidity to the point where it becomes glorious.

I don’t know how many more movies like this Nic Cage has to do to pay off the IRS. I don’t know if he has developed a sort of Stockholm Syndrome and now feels he must do these sorts of movies.  Whatever the reason, I just hope he continues. For all of us.

And because no discussion of Nic Cage is complete without it, a bunch of scenes where he flips out.
http://youtu.be/xP1-oquwoL8

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The Dark Dean Rises – Community’s Dark Knight Rises Trailer

First: Please watch Community when it comes back on March 15 at 8 pm (check your local TV listings for your NBC affiliate station).  Pretty please? It’s ever so good and funny, I promise.  It even has an Oscar winner in the cast!

Second: Bless you Joel McHale for sharing this confluence of awesomeness. The Dark Knight Rises Trailer + Scenes from Community = awesomesauce (thank you Andy Dwyer).

The trailer times it all just right, especially the collapse of the blanket tunnels with the collapse of the football field in the Dark Knight Rises trailer. For quick reference, here is the original in all it’s Christian Bale-y, Tom Hardy-y, Michael Caine-y goodness:

But in all seriousness folks, this is it for Community.  The brilliant, meta sitcom is all but canceled so please watch.  Tell all your friends to watch.  Together, we can save Greendale. If you’re new to the show, check out Vulture’s Community Guide for Newbies. You’ll be caught up in no time.

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New Hunger Games TV Spot – District 12

Like so many screaming tweenagers (and intelligent adults), I cannot wait for the Hunger Games.

Having read all three book in Suzanne Collins really pretty violent series, the wait for the movie has been all but unbearable. I must have watched the first teaser trailer five times the day it came out, getting choked up the moment Katniss shouts out “I volunteer!” and downright teary-eyed when the teaser ends on the four note whistle. Those of us who’ve read the books know all too well what those four notes signify and the emotional roller coaster in store with Rue.

Of course once the full length trailer came out, I’ve watched that several times a week.  And my, here it is again:

It’s interesting that they have managed to release several trailers without really showing too much of the Games themselves, making us wait till we’re in the theaters before we see kids killing each other.

One of the things I’ve always really liked about the books is the time before the Reaping. When Katniss and Gale are just sort of…hanging. Without that sense of what her life is before the Games, you might not feel the same sense of loss as you do when Katniss boards that train.  The latest TV spot for the Hunger Games, with just a handful of images, helps to flesh out those early days, before the Reaping, before the Girl on Fire…

The image of the mother helping her young son button up his too-big-for-him shirt, just really got me.

March 23 cannot come fast enough…

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America’s Next Top Model – Tyra’s Crazy Not Bringing Them In

America’s Next Top Model season 153 aired last night. Did you know that? I didn’t. If my DVR wasn’t automatically set to record new episodes (it’s a guilty pleasure, leave me alone), I still wouldn’t have known.  And clearly I’m not the only one.

According to TV By the Numbers, rating for this season’s premiere are way down.  Way down like 45% down from its spring 2011 premiere.  The CW has apparently been having a soft season in terms of ratings in general, but ANTM was a bit of an old war horse. People loved watching Tyra put on crazy outfits and even crazier accents, create new words, and tell emaciated young women that they just didn’t know how to “walk”.  Has the public finally tired of all these riches?

Personally, I felt there was absolutely no marketing for this season. While I’m not a huge CW watcher – pretty much Supernatural and that’s it – you’d think I would have seen something somewhere that would have had me chomping at the bit for this new season.  Granted the show has gone down in quality, especially after the weird finale last season where Angelea was somehow just sent home before the final judging without any explanation.  The loss of Andre Lyon-Talley and his dreckitude is a blow, considering his Vogue pedigree gave the show some class.

It remains to be seen how this season of ANTM pans out. I’ll be watching, but wary.

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Top Chef:Texas – Finally it ends

Spoilers…

YAY! Paul won Top Chef!

Top Chef 9 Winner, Credit: BravoTV

This was the 9th – and seemingly longest – season of Top Chef, a show where the winner really needs to have the chops (pun intended). If you can’t cook, you ain’t going far. The problem is that this season was totally forgettable. I’m not sure if it was the overwhelming 2-part first episode where they had so many contestants vying for a place on the show, you only remembered the really spectacular failures. It could have been the show thrusting TEXAS on us, in every challenge and with every terrible awful pun possible. It could also be that apart from a few of the cheftestants, this was not a terribly memorable group.

And those who were, you remembered them for all the wrong reasons: Heather was memorable because she was a bitch. Bev was memorable because she cried (and seemed to have a really moving backstory, what with the abusive relationship). Sarah was memorable for ganging up on Bev with Heather and Lindsay.  Ty-Lor was memorable for having the most kickass name in TC history. Chris J. was memorable for his failed creativity and odd hair choice.

But where was the chef that was memorable for their insanely brilliant cooking? Where was their Richard Blais? Where was this season Michael Voltaggio – or even Brian Voltaggio? Fabio’s charm might have outpaced his cooking a smidge, but he seemed to be able to throw down some amazing pasta.  He might have been a bit nuts, but even Angelo Sosa‘s food stuck with me more than anything that was produced this season.

Now I’m not sure if this is just fatigue. This is the 9th season of Top Chef, 8 if you don’t want to count the All-Stars season.  There are only so many quickfires and elimination challenges that you can come up with without repeating yourself before the challenges start to become baroque and bizarre. Case in point – the culinary Olympics. I want someone to explain to me how being able to free your protein from a block of ice or being able to hit a target makes you a better chef.  It doesn’t and it was just plain silly.

The finale for this season was pretty straight forward: cook a 4 course meal for the judges using a combination of past contestants, wanna-be contestants, and respected chefs as your sous. Those sneaky Bravo editors really gave me a heart attack there for a moment. Paul has been the frontrunner for a long time and rightly so. He is the only chef that I’ve really been curious to see what he’s going to cook each episode. Plus, he seems like just a standup guy.

So when the editors made it seem like Sarah was gaining the advantage. One of Paul’s dishes got a little overcooked before the second round of judges showed up and Gail Simmons complained that “What we saw from Paul is what Paul does every day” suggesting he didn’t stretch himself.  Plus the images of her on Watch What Happens Live looking all spangly and happy:

Sarah lookin' too happy

I was a little worried.

Thankfully the right chef won and all is right with the world of Top Chef. What Paul does going forward will be a mystery. But at least he won’t be an Ilan Hall or Hosea Rosenberg, whose wins left us all scratching our heads a bit.

Of course the season isn’t really over until next week’s reunion episode when everyone will most likely attack Bev one more time for the hell of it.

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I hate myself for posting about Snooki

Neck Brace Snooki

So yeah. I watch Jersey Shore. Wanna make something of it?

To be fair, it was my cousin who got me into it. I happened to be hanging out at her house when season 3 was premiering and because if there is a TV in the room and it’s on I’m watching, I watched.  I found every single person on that show absolutely despicable with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.  Two seasons later I’m still watching.

When the interwebs started reporting a couple of months ago that Snooki was preggers, I didn’t really give a crap. How exactly would this effect my life again?  I don’t know her, it’s not like she is going to be calling me to babysit her offspring.  Plus, how often does the interwebs get it right?  She even went out of her way to deny said rumors.

However, today it really does seem like Snooks is knocked up.

Is this the final box to check off before the Mayan apocalypse takes place (it is 2012 afterall)?  Does this mean the end of Jersey Shore as we know, since surely Snooki won’t be getting fall down drunk with her panties around her knees now that she’s about to become a mother? Will the other “ladies” of the house follow suit, and we’ll be hearing shortly about  JWoww, Deena, and Sammi getting pregnant too so they can all throw up from morning sickness in unison? One can only wonder…in horror.

 

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Game of Thrones – Official Season 2 Art Released

Two Game of Thrones art posts in one day!  It’s a Leap Day miracle!

So last season the official image from HBO was dear departed Ned Stark sitting on the Iron Throne in all its pointy glory, raven by his side. Clearly that cannot be the art for season 2.

Considering that the 2nd book in the Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin is called A Clash of Kings, the art below makes a whole lotta sense. We’ve got Joffrey on the Iron Throne, Stannis Baratheon plotting away on Dragonstone, Renly Baratheon paired with Tyrells, and Robb Stark as King in the North. Not to mention Daenarys on the other side of the Narrow Sea.  Everyone grasping for the crown, grasping for the right to rule.

Note the detail of the hand grasping the crown covered in cuts and bruises. We are in for a bloody season.

Clash of Kings, Credit: EW

 

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Billy on the Street – Oscars Edition

Ok, last Oscars-related post for a while. I pinkie promise.

Billy on the Street is this amazing show on IFC that started as a series on Funny or Die.  Comedian Billy Eichner essentially runs around New York with a camera, a microphone and some chutzpah, asking unsuspecting New Yorkers (or those visiting) questions about pop culture.  The answer is usually whatever he deems correct, facts be damned.

The show is so successful it has been picked up for a second season. Watch it.

Here is his Oscars edition.  No, I don’t know what movie is in me either.
I wish I could just run up to people and yell “MONEYBALL!”. Sigh.
http://youtu.be/GXlytJQ1bMk

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