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Remember the trailer for the trailer of Total Recall? Now the trailer that trailer promised!
Earlier this week we saw the trailer for the trailer for the remake of Total Recall. For all those days since we have all, I’m sure, been dreaming what the real trailer would be like? Would it open our minds … Continue reading
Posted in Movies
Tagged arnold schwa, colin farrell, entertainment, movie trailer, total recall
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Game of Thrones Returns – And Who is Going to Watch?
(Because it’s never not time to watch this) The countdown has been going on for months. HBO has been feeding the frenzy, releasing teaser after trailer after photo after interview. The books have been on the best seller list for … Continue reading
Posted in Rant, TV
Tagged Fantasy, Game of Thrones, genre, George RR Martin, HBO, Lord of the Rings, New York Magazine, New York Times, Peter Dinklage, Sean Bean, Stark. Lannister, Tyrion
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Breaking Bad Opening a la Mad Men
The title really says it all. Currently, this is the opening for Breaking Bad Short. Meth-y. New Mexico-y with the twang. And chock full of chemistry. It gets the point across in a few seconds. But what happens when you … Continue reading
Posted in TV
Tagged AMC, Breaking Bad, bryan crantson, credit sequences, Mad Men, opening credits, saul goodman, walter white
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Anchorman Sequel a Go – More Sex Panther for All!
As you might have already heard, glory be to the heavens above, we will be getting an Anchorman sequel! Will Ferrell announced it last night on Conan, in his own delightful fashion…after a jazz flute solo: “I want to announce … Continue reading
Posted in Movies
Tagged Anchorman, Conan Obrien, hollywood reporter, Paul Rudd, Ron Burgandy, Steve Carell, TBS, Will Ferrell
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Now an UNofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook
3 days to go…. On the heels of The Hunger Games cookbook (and might I say again how weird that is) and the OFFICIAL Game of Thrones Cookbook (A Feast of Ice and Fire: The Official Companion Cookbook), we now have … Continue reading
Posted in Books, TV
Tagged companion cookbook, Cookbook, Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin, HBO, Recipes, Vulture
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Wrath of the Titans: Greeks with Daddy Issues
I loved the original Clash of the Titans from 1981. Harry Hamlin as Perseus, Laurence Olivier as Zeus, Burgess Meredith as Ammon Perseus’s trainer…it was a cavalcade of cheesniess. When they decided to make a remake a couple of years … Continue reading
New Trailer: Trailer for Trailer of Total Recall. That’s Right.
So it’s come to this. A trailer for the trailer for the new Total Recall. Are we so hungry for new things that we want to see a trailer for a trailer of a remake of a movie? It’s like … Continue reading
Posted in Movies
Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, colin farrell, kuato, len wiseman, movie trailer, total recall
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Continuing the Neil deGrasse Tyson love…
Two recent tweets on a very important topic from America’s favorite astrophysicist and strongest advocate of science: Nice to know that someone this brilliant has a wicked sense of humor. But seriously folks — the zombie apocalypse is right around the … Continue reading
Posted in Web Funnies
Tagged 2012, @neiltyson, apocalypse, mayan calendar, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Zombies
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