Earlier this week we saw the trailer for the trailer for the remake of Total Recall.

For all those days since we have all, I’m sure, been dreaming what the real trailer would be like? Would it open our minds to new possibilities for cinema? Would Colin Farrell be the Doug Quaid we only imagined from Arnold’s performance? Would we be privy to genius?

Eh. Not so much. (Sorry it’s not embedded, having some technical difficulties)

Look a lot like just another remake to me…just a little less bright and clean.

Or as they say, recall recall recall...