So it’s come to this. A trailer for the trailer for the new Total Recall.
Are we so hungry for new things that we want to see a trailer for a trailer of a remake of a movie? It’s like the snake eating its own head…
But hey! We all want to see it, right? I mean can Colin Farrell be anywhere as incomprehensible as Arnold was? It was sort of easy to believe that his Doug Quaid could really be a big time operative – he was huge and that accent just doesn’t go with workaday construction worker. But Farrell? Not sure.
Also the remake is being directed by Len Wiseman, he of the multiple Underworld movies. Maybe we’ll find vampires and lycans on Mars instead of aliens?
I guess we find out more on Sunday, when we see the actual trailer for the movie and parse it for all that it is worth.
In the meantime…
And if you need a refresher on the old school Total Recall
One question: will the remake have a Kuato? Cuz you gots to have a Kuato.