I Know That Voice or That’s What Spongebob Looks Like?

Not sure how I missed this earlier, but this trailer for a documentary about those talents who do the voice overs for cartoons and recently video games looks absolutely fascinating:

Bender is great! Bender is great!

In I Know That Voice, not only do we get to see what our favorite characters look like in real life – Bender/John Di Maggio somehow surprised me – but watching them as they become the characters is just enlightening. Billy West who voices at least half of the characters on Futurama sounds like Fry, but the moment he pulls out Zoidberg, he changes physically.

We see Tom Kenny who does Spongebob Squarepants, Tara Strong who voices Bubbles on The Powerpuff Girls, and based on the film’s IMDb page, a cavalcade of voice talents including Mark Hamill (yes that Mark Hamill for those who aren’t aware of his second career) and Hank Azaria who does Moe, Chief Wiggum, Apu, and many others on The Simpsons.

Tom Kenny aka Spongebob Squarepants

There is a lot of credit given to June Foray, most well known for voice Rocky the Squirrel and everyone acknowledges that genius that was Mel Blanc. He created almost every voice for the Looney Tunes cartoons, including Bugs, Daffy, Yosemite Sam, Tweety Bird, and my all time favorite Marvin the Martian. His vocal gymnastics are evident in the brilliant Daffy Duck’s Rhapsody:
http://youtu.be/qxjU8JJEuSM

Not sure when we’ll be seeing this film, which was co-produced by Di Maggio, in theaters. But as someone who is still very much a fan of animated show, I’m very excited.

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Ted – Seth Macfarlane Hits the Big Screen

I don’t have too much to say about Ted, Seth MacFarlane’s big screen effort. In the end, if you enjoy Family Guy, you’ll probably enjoy Ted. Luckily, I do so I did.

Filled with fart jokes and bizarre sexual humor (nothing like the mental image of a teddy bear dry humping a woman on produce), Ted is about what happens when a boy really really doesn’t want to grow up. And has a living teddy bear to help stunt him along the way. The opening, narrated by MacFarlane regular – and Shakepearan actor – Patrick Stewart, is coarse and foul mouthed and funny, and sets the tone for the rest of the film.

Plus who doesn’t enjoy hearing curse words come out of Captain Picard’s mouth?

Basic plot: John is a lonely kid, the sort of kid who wishes he could get beaten up like the neighborhood Jewish kid, who receives a giant teddy bear for Christmas and makes a wish that said teddy could really talk and be his friend. And lo, it’s a Christmas miracle and Ted is born. After a bout of celebrity including a trip to the seat next to Carson, people forget about Ted.

Three is a crowd, even when one is a stuffed animal

Except of course for his good friend John (Mark Wahlberg being the most Boston he can), who brings Ted (voiced by MacFarlane himself) with him when he moves in with his girlfriend, Mila Kunis doing the very best she can with a poorly sketched role. Kunis’s Lori wants John to grow up and move their relationship forward, which of course would involve giving up Ted.

Will John grow up and leave Ted behind? Will Lori and John ever figure it out? Will Giovanni Ribisi’s super super creepy father who wants Ted for his own super super creepy son get his hands on the bear? None of the answers to these questions will be remotely surprising.

But you don’t see a movie like this to be surprised. You see it to laugh. And as I said, there are a lot of laughs here. Some make you feel embarrassed, some are just guffaws, and some are very very loud groans. There is a long arc and utterly ridiculous involving Sam Jones, the star 80’s shlockfest Flash Gordon.

Flash – He’s a miracle!

John and Ted meet their idol Sam Jones

I remember seeing Flash Gordon in the theaters and loving it, so I had some very positive memories around Mr. Jones. Not sure if those in the theater who didn’t even know that movie existed got the joke. And for those of you not aware of this epic piece of filmmaking…

The music by Queen really sells it.

You will also never think of Tiffany’s cover of I Think We’re Alone Now the same way again. Or without nightmares.

In the end, this is a silly movie that doesn’t say that much about growing up and leaving behind childish things as I think it wants to. But there is something inherently funny about a teddy bear who talks like Peter Griffin, is deathly afraid of thunder, smokes copious amounts of weed, and like to bang hookers. Or at least there is to me.

Ted and his lady friends

Side note: Please please please DO NOT BRING CHILDREN TO THIS MOVIE. When I went there were more than a couple of little kids in the theater. People — this is a rated-R movie. And that’s a hard R. Think about how much you want your child learning about sexual deviance and every bad word you can think of before their time. Just think about it.

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Characters for an Epic Tale – Create Your Own!

While the illustrator of this image calls them “epic tales”, almost all of thesethese characters seem to be directly out of fairy tales and mythology. (Technology-based characters aside, of course.) The Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Andersen, Charles Perrault, Andrew Lang*, and other used these basic character types in a wide number of variations, giving us everything from Sleeping Beauty to Rapunzel to The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

Sure some of these characters are more suited for modern day fairy tales, but I feel like this chart is a sort of Mad Libs for story writing.

Pick a location, a time, and a character listed as a starting point…and you’re off. How about…a story taking place in the Russian Steppes during the times of the Catherine the Great involving the dancing bear, the metal man, the lunatic, and the girl. Not too much magic, but just enough to keep things interesting. Is the dancing bear really a man in the throes of a curse? Is the metal man good or evil? Does the lunatic know something we don’t? And we really trust the girl?

*Andrew Lang was the author of a series of fairy tale books, each named after a color. I grew up on the Yellow Fairy Book. I remember the wonderful writing and absolutely gorgeous woodcutting and engravings that were used to illustrate it.

These stories opened my mind to magic and possibility at a very young age, divorced from the world of Disney. I have since lost my copy, but love rereading the stories online.

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Newer Trailers Alert: Looper and Total Recall

I figured since these weren’t new in that we’ve already seen trailers for Looper and Total Recall, I could bundle these. Plus they are both sci-fi flicks, so the pairing makes total sense.

First, Looper with Bruce Willis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emily Blunt and Jeff Daniels.

http://youtu.be/kYYoqCzGFeA

Still looks pretty interesting as we get a bit more of the movie’s storyline. I’m a bit weirded out by seeing JGL as Bruce Willis’s younger self, but not enough that I’ll avoid the film. Nice twist on the time travel/murder dilemma though.

Second, Total Recall with Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Beil, and Bryan Cranston. So we get our three-breasted lady afterall.

One of the things I loved about the original Total Recall was how shiny and plastic everything looked. This version just looks gritty and dirty – hopefully not just to seem gritty and dirty. I do prefer Beckinsale to Sharon Stone (yeah, I know Basic Instinct, yeah yeah yeah) so that is an improvement. And Bryan Cranston is always a welcome addition to any cast. I suppose I’ll hold off judgement till the terrible reviews start coming in.

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So You Think You Can Dance – A Reality Show I’ll Watch

Overall I’m not too crazy about reality competition shows. I gave up on America’s Next Top Model and Hell’s Kitchen. I watched season 1 of Survivor, but then quit it. I never even started The Amazing Race or Big Brother or American Idol.

I realized that I can stomach reality competitions when the show involves people with some serious talent. As such I still watch Top Chef and Project Runway. You can’t really fake being able to cook for an entire season without it coming back to bite you in the ass. And if you can’t sew (or design if you’re Anya), P-ject R-way (as I’m known to call it) will toss you out like last year’s runway castoffs.

But I think the show that showcases some of the most amazing talent without wholly and completely demoralizing them for the purposes of competition is Fox’s So You Think You Can Dance. I didn’t watch it at first and I regret that decision. This is a show that requires the competitors not only to be able to dance well, but to have incredible versatility: a ballet dancer will have to dance hip hop; a contemporary dancer will need to foxtrot; a krumper will have to perform a Broadway number. These are not easy tasks.

Add to this the fact that the judges aren’t there to mercilessly mock the dancers. They – usually – give constructive criticism and have a reason when they are harsh. And they are equally effusive with their praise. You almost never feel that a judge is there to promote their own agenda or just to get airtime. A nice change from some other shows…ahem American Idol, X Factor

The 9th season just started and tonight we find out which of the hundreds of dancers will make it into the final 20 and will really have a chance to win. There seem to be a lot of very strong female dancers this year, but only time will tell.

To help promote the show, Fox released this great montage of 200 dance moves in 200 seconds. These are some talented people:

And just because, here is an assortment of my favorite numbers through the years:

Mark and Chelsie doing Bleeding Love

Alex and Twitch in the amazing Outta Your Mind (Alex, a brilliant ballet dancer, was injured during the show and had to leave, but he’s now on Broadway in Newsies!)

Ballroom dreamboat Pasha and Sara in Rockafeller Skank

Last season’s winner Melanie and Marko in Turn to Stone

Lacey and Danny in Hip Hip Chin Chin (Lacey’s brother won season 2 and Lacey is now on Dancing with the Stars)

Hok and Jamie in The Chairman’s Waltz aka the Hummingbird dance (this was choreographed by Wade Robeson, one of the better choreographers who is no longer on the show)

And Mark and Courtney in The Garden (This number I believe was Sonya Tayeh’s first choreographed piece on SYTYCD. She’s now a fan favorite. Mark has since gone on to be a dancer for Lady Gaga)

If you’re also a fan…I miss any really BIG numbers?

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Game of Thrones – Write Like the Wind, GRRM

Two pieces of GoT related news today…so far.

Piece the first:

Remember all the hubub about George W. Bush’s head on a spike? Well, after all the apologies and edits and changes, here is what that head now looks like, non-W-afeid:

Head on a spike -GWB and non. (Vulture)

So that half of a second that we didn’t notice before will now be even less noticeable. Good job HBO! Good thing you groveled.

Sigh.

Piece the second:

Comedy songsters Paul and Storm have put into words what we are all thinking – George R.R. Martin ain’t getting any younger and we still have two more HUGE books to go before the Song of Ice and Fire is at an end. And we’re worried.

Some things that made me laugh:

– hey, it’s Vork from The Guild!
– referring to GRRM as a “great bearded glacier”
– “6 pages of every last meal” (clearly GRRM likes to write when hungry)
– the call back to Neil Gaiman’s statement how GRRM is not our “bitch”
– fencing with fried chicken legs

It is a concern that the HBO show will outpace GRRM’s novel writing; we’re already waiting 10 months between each season, how much more can we take?

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New Trailer Alert: Taken 2

Seriously, shouldn’t this be called The Takening? Am I right or am I right?

Either way, probably won’t see this as it EXACTLY the same movie as the first which I didn’t particularly enjoy in the first place.

http://youtu.be/GRdK8N3hr8U

Also, didn’t his daughter recover from that ordeal just a wee bit quickly? She should have some pretty serious PTSD after all that. Or at least be a bit wary of travel to exotic locales…

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The Comfort of Rereading Books

Currently, I am on my fourth go around with A Clash of Kings, the 2nd book in the now-ridiculously popular Song of Ice and Fire series (aka Game of Thrones) by George R.R. Martin.

I’ve read book 1 about five times, books 3 and 4 twice.

This is not unheard of for me. I reread books all the time. In fact, if given the choice, I will often reread a book then read a new book, depending on how much I want to read that new book.

Would you really be surprised if the gods you’ve read about actually existed?

The first book I made sure I had on my Kindle was Neil Gaiman’s American Gods. I read this book when it came out.  It was, in fact, the first thing I’d read by Gaiman who has since become one of my all-time favorite authors. I was mesmerized. This was an epic tale without pretense. Just pure unadulterated story. And so much joy and sorrow in that story. I have since read each new book by Gaiman, finding over and over again that wonder of a tale well told. I have always believed that adults need their fairytales as much as kids do; I now have Stardust to back me up. Maurice Sendak reminded us that a child’s world is a lot scarier than we wish to admit – Coraline just reinforces that. And I’ve read each of those multiple times.

I have reread American Gods more than I can count. Whenever I need to believe that there is still some magic in this world, I read American Gods. No surprise, this need has grown as I have gotten older.

Read ’em all. Read ’em all a lot.

There are Stephen King books I’ve read at least 5-8 times – The Stand (between abridged and unabridged), Misery, The Bachman Books. These are books that when I read them, I can anticipate the next word, the next sentence. And while these are novels that cover some of the more horrific themes one can imagine – apocalypse, kidnapping, the simple act of fighting for your life – the characters and the plots are so familiar, they have lost their horror and become friends.

I’ve spoken to a lot of people who just don’t see the value in going back to a book you’ve already read. And that’s OK. For some people books are things to read once, perhaps even devour once, wipe your lips, and continue on to the next one. There is so much to read out there be it fiction, non-fiction, biography, essays, fantasy…it’s never ending. And more books are published every day. Why waste your time on something you’ve already experienced when there is an unlimited supply at your fingertips?

They have a point. I can look at The New York Times best seller list and salivate, wanting to run to my Kindle and download them all. Well, maybe not all. I don’t get the current trend of writers who aren’t writing anymore lending their names to a series that someone else is continuing. James Patterson is a multiple offender. But there are books on every subject out there that I am just waiting to read.

So why am I reading something that at this point, I’ve not only read before, but just finished watching its televised interpretation?

When I read it’s a bit less olde timey

For those others out there who reread, I think you get it. You understand that you can learn new things with every read. You know that when you read a book again later in life, the book is different because you are different: the life experiences you bring to the text aren’t the same; your understanding and interpretation of certain words has changed; issues that mattered to you no longer have the same importance and others have come to the fore. The text is the same, but the reading isn’t.

And books you know so well provide comfort. If the world has become prosaic, I can go back to American Gods. If I’m feeling low I know that I can haul out the final book in Dan Simmon’s Hyperion series, The Rise of Endymion, and the tears come. If I need a laugh, I can experience David Sedaris’s miserable French lessons over and over again in Me Talk Pretty One Day. If I need to remember what it is to fall in love…well there are countless examples of that. We can funnel our emotions into these works and then allow those emotions to flow out of us, a controlled catharsis. There is something very very gratifying about giving yourself over to a book in that way.

So many people will rewatch movies or TV shows reciting lines along with the actors, listen to a certain song or a certain album on repeat singing along with every word. I say add rereading your favorite books to those practices. You’ll thank me.

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Today’s Game of Thrones Post

I recently realized I’m writing something about Game of Thrones every day. And for good reason, the show is brilliant, the cast is brilliant, and it’s tendrils are slowly creeping into pop culture, spreading the good word.

So I thought that perhaps instead of posting every time I saw something and thought “ooh! cool!”, I’d wait till I had at least 2 cool things.

Here are my 2 cool things for today…

Cool thing the first:
The Game of Thrones panel at the San Diego Comic-Con this year will be held in the cavernous hall H. This is a big honor as this is the hall reserved for the most popular of panels.  I am reading this as GoT has become a show that is widely recognized for its excellence and huge fan base. For reference – this is the hall that sees the panels for big time programs/movies like Lost and The Avengers. Big win here folks.

Cool thing the second:
Tis the season for political attack ads – Republican versus Democrats are de rigueur.  But what about Stark versus Lannister…? Mother Jones put out a great series of Game of Thrones themed attack ads that will sound all too similar to what we are bombarded with during an election year.

Would you trust your children with a woman who can’t keep track of her dragons?

What is the real deal with King Joffrey and what is he hiding? What a bastard.

King in the North? Or Celebrity in the North?

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New Trailer Alert: Monsters University

With Brave opening on Friday to what seems to be only OK reviews (currently at 73% on Rotten Tomatoes), and Cars 2 being a bust, perhaps it is indeed time for Pixar to dig into their vaults and come back with some beloved characters.

Heck, it worked with Toy Story 3, one of the best reviewed Pixar films – if not one of the best reviewed films of 2010.

Concept for those hallowed halls

Thankfully the next Pixar movie will focus on 2 of my favorite characters, Mike and Sully (Billy Crystal and John Goodman reprising their roles) from their 2001 film, Monsters, Inc. In Monsters University, we go back to a simpler time, a time when Mike and Sully were college roommates, staying up late, partying in the dorms, and learning how to produce those screams (and then later, laughs) so necessary to power the city.

The disco ball is an obvious joke, but it just works so well you forgive them.

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