Category Archives: Rant

I still hate myself for caring about Snooki…now engaged

Posted on March 7, 2012 by ilmozart

As Danny Glover said in Lethal Weapons 1-4, I’m getting too old for this sh*t. Oh Snooki, why oh why do I care that you are knocked up? And why now much I care that you are engaged to someone … Continue reading →

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The Future of the Good Bad Movie

Posted on March 4, 2012 by ilmozart

If you love movies and you’re not following Roger Ebert (@ebertchicago) on twitter, you’re missing out.  I don’t know if it’s because this is one of his more direct ways to communicate now that he can longer speak or that … Continue reading →

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Funny or Die: Men Know What’s Best for Ladies

Posted on February 28, 2012 by ilmozart

Nick Offerman, Tim Meadows, Judd Nelson, Corey Stoll (aka Hemingway in Midnight in Paris) show us how Hollywood and Washington DC are really alike — middle aged men clearly know what’s best for women. As Ron Swanson says, “Oral contraception is bad, … Continue reading →

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