I still hate myself for caring about Snooki…now engaged

As Danny Glover said in Lethal Weapons 1-4, I’m getting too old for this sh*t.

Oh Snooki, why oh why do I care that you are knocked up? And why now much I care that you are engaged to someone you’ll probably never end up marrying?  What is it they are putting in our water to addle our brains so?  Was it subliminal messaging while we watched Downton Abbey?  Are your drunken shenanigans so entertaining that we lose all grip of what is good and holy and worthwhile?

In any case, the damage is done.  And to answer the question posed below, yes you should be worried about drinking that first month because you most likely drank enough for three pregnant ladies.

Look to Us Weekly to continue the barrage of terrible:

Snooki beguiles from the cover of Us Weekly

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2 Responses to I still hate myself for caring about Snooki…now engaged

  1. bunny says:

    i never thought clicking on ‘Downton Abbey’ ANYWHERE on the web would lead to information about snooks..

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