Not that one,
or that one
This one:
Apparently this cost the Church of Scientology 8 million dollars. That’s right — 8. Million. Dollars. And it said absolutely nothing. And anything it DID say, well, it seems to be counter-intuitive to anything and everything we have been hearing about Scientology over the past few years.
It just seems odd to put an ad for your religion alongside ads for Doritos, cars, and summer movies. As Sesame Street used to say, “one of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong…”
Seriously.
(I wonder what Xenu thinks of all this…)
Movies, TV, and all things Pop Culture 
SOOOOO creepy. Do you want to be an isolated person who scrubs bathroom floors with a toothbrush so that you can ascend to your alien form and have your own planet right next to Mitt Romney? Cultie Mc Cult Cult.
And somehow they feel that no one is going to know if they couch it ambiguous language and young “hip” people. UGH