Oh Syfy, or SciFi, or whatever you want to call yourself. You do produce the greatest terrible made for TV movies of anyone.

That’s right, I’m calling you out Lifetime!

In the genetic pairing that I didn’t know I needed, we now have a piranhaconda — the mix of a piranha and an anaconda. How has this not been done before?

I have 2 points about this trailer:
– This looks a lot like they meant it to be a porno, but just changed their minds on set.
– There is no piranhaconda jumping into the air and biting a plane, or of it taking down the golden gate bridge.
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