This is via Filthy Pout.
My favorites are:
#4 – Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank
#6 – Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends
#9 – Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather trousers (It’s formed a paste!)
#15 – Only in prison do they ‘cup’ whilest measuring for pants
#21 – Meat is not an ingredient in trifle
#26- Everyone has an identical hand twin
And especially #31 – When moving a couch upstairs, PIVOT!
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HA! I loved this show when I was younger. Another thing they never did: Compare and contrast with each other constantly. We all slip into that comfy sweatshirt every once in awhile, but it just leaves us feeling like a shlub, no? http://meantforsomethingbetter.com/2012/03/16/comparing-and-contrasting/
i watch at least two re-runs daily… again… shhhhhhh.
Don’t we all….don’t we all…