This is via Filthy Pout.
My favorites are:
#4 – Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank
#6 – Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends
#9 – Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather trousers (It’s formed a paste!)
#15 – Only in prison do they ‘cup’ whilest measuring for pants
#21 – Meat is not an ingredient in trifle
#26- Everyone has an identical hand twin
And especially #31 – When moving a couch upstairs, PIVOT!